God, I’d give anything for a drink . I’d give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer .
came across this when i was told to read missed connections. this is the most hilarious thing i’ve seen all week . to the guy who wrote this, thanks for the laugh, i’ll buy you a beer if you stop investing in distressed shirts .
"there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory . and though i can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… i simply am not there .”